What does it say about you, if…
10. You put your favorite tie in the washer, thinking What’s the worst that could happen?, and it comes out completely destroyed.
9. You do laundry, even though it’s not your laundry day, just so you could wear your Adidas shirt to the U2 concert the next day.
8. You desperately need a wrist watch, but you still haven’t got one, because you still haven’t saved up enough for a paper-thin Skagen, the same one that you broke in the swimming pool some months back. In the meantime, your old, still-ticking Timex just sits there doing nothing.
7. You walk into a discount store to get some six dollar-earphones, and walk out with a six-dollar pair of shorts, a nine-dollar tie and a nine-dollar belt. In your defense, they were great bargains: the shorts was Nike, the tie Chaps and the belt Levi’s.
6. Your standard for how you should look in your 30s (*ahem* that’s just a couple of years away) is David Boreanaz.
5. You watch your weight, not by how much you can tip the scale, but by your ability to squeeze into 29-inch jeans.
4. You are thinking of throwing out your Speedos, because, well, those days are just so over. What the hell were you thinking?
3. You do yoga on your own, in the basement gym that you don’t even normally go to, just because there are pretty girls there. In your defense, you started doing this, really, because the one yoga class you go to in your regular gym is so easy it bores you.
2. You know that sunscreen and yoga do not go together. It’s just not easy to balance on your arms if they slip.
1. You are willing to sit through a three-hour documentary about monks who have taken a vow of silence.
